Jazzmino: Week + In Review

So This American Life had a great piece on making out. My favorite line was “my first kiss was an oral atrocity.” Whose first kiss wasn’t an oral atrocity? My dude friends in junior high very kindly made fun of me for my beginner kissing skills. Jerks. We’re still friends.

I initially won them over with my knowledge of basketball (thanks Mom). I followed the NBA and college basketball headed into junior high. It was really the only language they spoke so it was extremely useful. I speak fluent English, French and basketball. I also speak conversational football, baseball and hockey.

I was attempting to think of something funny to write but I just don’t have anything appropriate to share. I’ve had some real Bridget Jones and Chelsea Handler moments but they don’t need to be broadcasted to the world. Painfully funny yet faulty decision-making stories and adventures in a mine field are best saved for close friends! Or apparently for book deals.

So here are a few pictures (special events excluded) from my days off… well, mostly they are from the beginning - pre-house arrest!